Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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