Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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