I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
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now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
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If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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