it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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