I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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