I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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