But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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