So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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