Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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