Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
