she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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