it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
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When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
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Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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