Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
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eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
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He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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