Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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