her vagine was all disorganized.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
well you can't waste a boner
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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