haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
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Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
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I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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