yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize