Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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