I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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