Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
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She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
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There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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