census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
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I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
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ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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