Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
sex in a hospital.. check
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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