I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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