She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
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Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
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the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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