He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
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The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
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I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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