"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
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Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
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If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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