He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
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He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
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Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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