If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
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