Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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