Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I'm jealous of your bromance
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
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I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
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My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
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