how can u be prego again
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
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