scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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