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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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