Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
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Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
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This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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