So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
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is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
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I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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