did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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