dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
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Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
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Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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