this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
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Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
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Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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