Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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