Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I'm both gender and math confused
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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