2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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