she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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