I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i already hear my dad disowning me
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
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My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
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You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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