just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
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I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
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YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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