Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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