I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
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we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
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I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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