so explain again why im purple
no
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
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Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
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i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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