put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
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Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
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Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??