Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (503): View more from Oregon

  idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (503): idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him. http://tfl.nu/3ewm
  Replies (20) Good night (2890) Bad night (607)
• Favorite

  (404): View more from Georgia

  I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (404): I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game. http://tfl.nu/k2tm
  Replies (25) Good night (3908) Bad night (514)
• Favorite

  (540): View more from Virginia

  I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (540): I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down. http://tfl.nu/t10x
  Replies (12) Good night (2859) Bad night (694)
• Favorite

  (314): View more from Missouri

  The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (314): The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order. http://tfl.nu/ghcj
  Replies (11) Good night (911) Bad night (3326)
• Favorite

  (319): View more from Iowa

  I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women

  (319): View more from Iowa

  I wish I had your problem

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (319): I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women (319): I wish I had your problem http://tfl.nu/60uu
  Replies (11) Good night (4668) Bad night (991)
• Favorite

  (817): View more from Texas

  He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (817): He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick" http://tfl.nu/f333
  Replies (18) Good night (3963) Bad night (1094)
• Favorite

  (859): View more from Kentucky

  How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (859): How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom? http://tfl.nu/dl3d
  Replies (10) Good night (3498) Bad night (1449)
• Favorite

  (940): View more from Texas

  An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (940): An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese. http://tfl.nu/bzrb
  Replies (7) Good night (3410) Bad night (955)
• Favorite

  (313): View more from Michigan

  #1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (313): #1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned. http://tfl.nu/f6q8
  Replies (7) Good night (1592) Bad night (617)
• Favorite

  (210): View more from Texas

  I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (210): I want to break his glasses with my pelvis. http://tfl.nu/5x22
  Replies (10) Good night (1996) Bad night (548)
• Favorite

  (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I have tan lines from my nipple rings.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (267): I have tan lines from my nipple rings. http://tfl.nu/n8t0
  Replies (6) Good night (902) Bad night (370)
• Favorite

  (416): View more from Toronto

  Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (416): Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused. http://tfl.nu/e1qy
  Replies (2) Good night (789) Bad night (296)
• Favorite

  (703): View more from Virginia

  I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (703): I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance. http://tfl.nu/khcw
  Replies (1) Good night (551) Bad night (309)
• Favorite

  (310): View more from California

  I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (310): I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed. http://tfl.nu/5cad
  Replies (4) Good night (1314) Bad night (315)
• Favorite

  (303): View more from Colorado

  The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (303): The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain. http://tfl.nu/vbjk
  Replies (1) Good night (447) Bad night (410)

Randomize