i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
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Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
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Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.