Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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