is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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