So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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