Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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