The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
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It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
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I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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